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foong sheng qi olivia.
08 february '91

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[ 6:08 AM ]

quick one before i get back to work. 2 unexpected things happened today and forget about the fact that a got an S for my econs.

1. was in yishun library when a grandpa and grandson pair sat in front of me. the grandson was so obnoxious, pummelling the grandpa and coercing him to do his homework. I stand corrected, english homework. i felt so bad for the grandpa cause obviously he doesn't know english and the grandson was screaming at him.

so, grandpa had to ask me what is an adjective. goodness gracious me, I DIDN'T KNOW! dang returned everything to my primary school teacher. luckily edmund knew and ok the worst was over, so i thought. THEN, grandpa gave up and asked me to teach grandson his math homework. i was like okayy... you want me to teach you grandson, a kid? a brat? math? seriously, you gotta be kidding cause i so totally hate kids. nonetheless, being hypocritical, i taught. of course he didn't dare to scream at me, or else, i'll make him lose his milk teeth.

being a well brought-up singaporean multi-faceted boy, obviously he thanked me really nicely and haha grandpa said in hokkien, heng ah. i'm, so brave.

2. on the way home in the sbs bus, i was standing at the circular thing that connects the 2carriages of the bus together. please say you know what i'm talking about. anyway, the bus was going really quickly and i was very happy cause this means i didn't have to stand long. here comes this ahbeng-but-not-beng looking guy who stood opposite me. everything was fine until...

when the beng-lookalike was reaching his stop, he made a move towards the door, however, as i mentioned earlier that the bus was going real quick. a sudden sharp turn brought him damn close to me, to my face. seriously damn close until my forearm just needs to form a 30degree angle with my elbow then can touch him kinda close. duh, me being me, got a freaking huge shock and unthinkingly, my arm just lashed out.

haha this is the funny part. i flung his glasses off his nose onto the floor and once again, as the bus was going real quick, the glasses started sliding everywhere! omg, i was so sorry that i went after his glasses and he, obviously went after his own glasses too la. so we were like 2 retards trying to catch the drifting glasses and haha he missed his stop.

i really, really tried damn hard not to burst into laughter but i failed quite terribly. i almost died trying but it was really too funny ready. so i was like some idiot laughing and giggling to myself on the bus while he is trying very hard to ignore me and try not to laugh as well?! gosh super eventful bus trip. i hope i meet this beng again on the bus and i'll make sure i pretend that i don't recognise him. like i can ever forget.

ok that's all for today. study hard yo peeps!