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today while I was helping kenneth with his sit-and-reach, Mr Ha who was taking kenneth's distance, had an extremely weird convo with me:

Him: Olivia! you'll make a good mother!

Me: -gives the -.-?!?! face and orh-ed him.

Him: Got boyfriend or not?!

Me: -stunned, wth?!- Huh! Er... IDK?!

Him: Don't know means got la! -cackles-

Me: ?!?!?!?!?!

to think that he complimented that i grew slimmer and i was really happy. now i think i better stay away.

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while using my classroom for his H1 biology tutorials, Mr Teo tried to act shou2. I was just sitting there minding my own business when he said:

Teo: -to the H1 students- Do you all know how sausages are made?

-goes on and on describing how gross sausages are-

Teo: -after a long story- That's why I never ate sausages since pri4.

Teo: -directed at the unsuspecting me- Oh Ryan loves sausages!

Me: -.-! Er... who's Ryan?

turned out that Ryan is suzanne's brother and they are Mr Teo's cousins AND suzanne, is my friend. ok.... i'm not very interested in knowing if people like sausages or not...

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me to felicia koh during math remedial. she's the best. i love ka-jiaoing her (:

Me: MRS KOH! I LOVE YOU ALOT ALOT! like THIS much -shows hand gesture-

Koh: -gave a what's your problem face- Ok, me too. I'll love you more if you show me the results

Koh: Shit, i'm late for my son's meet-the-parents! ALL YOUR FAULT!

Me: Hmmmm... ok...

Koh: WHY YOU NEVER DATE ME FOR CONSULTATION HUH?! got tuition is it?

Me: No. I ask edmund.

Koh: WHY DON'T ASK ME?!

Me: Errrr... cause I ask edmund?!

Koh: I want you to date me at least once every week.

Me: I LOVE YOU MRS KOH! -makes kisses-

Koh: Oh shut up!

I TOTALLY PROFESS MY LOVE FOR THIS WOMAN HERE! her acid tongue number1 mans! and she's the most stylo teacher I've seen. HUGS HUGS KISSES KISSES!

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