my current favourite word is NO


LET'S ALL BASK IN THE FESTIVE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS !

damn excited ! on the first day of christmas my true love send to me, a patridage in a pear tree :)

let's love everybody!

minicom. finally over phew. i think it's cute that uncle mob's told us it's not as tough as JTC. love him sia.

haiya i think i should stop this senseless ranting.

a beautiful mind. you are my reason


i had this vision

my hands reached into the damn phone taking the telephone cord along with me

it went on and on until it reached the silly jacket auntie's neck

round and round went the cord until it was twine loosely round her neck

using her back as a leverage, i kicked, pulling the cord with me

i pull, and pull and pull.

finally she dropped dead with her eyeballs popping out with springs attached.

dang the jacket auntie is a real pain in the ass.


somehow the bowl of cold maggie don't look appealing. forget it not gonna eat anymore just gonna dump the contents into the bin. sick of it ready.

when its cold, the saltiness of the soup and the rubbery texture of the noodles is enhanced. horrible. i don't wanna die from MSG or is it MGS poisoning. craap.

people are hypocritical. all kinds of shit coming out now. rather then lament on everything and complain about everything isn't it easier to take the most direct route out? DON'T GET SO CLOSE DUH!

its time to find yourself in the midst of all complications.

whatever. bad dinner makes me horribly grouchy. sucks.



ok. i've decided to make a list of male artistes i like so far. some recently some from childhood.


1) elvin. not bad after he went to the dentist to correct his teeth.







2). wentworth miller. cool huh! i like the girl beside him alot too! catch prison break every thursday 10pm and ghost whisperer every friday at 10pm only on channel 5!






3). criss angel! this dark, mysterious magician spooks people.








4) james lye. finally married diana ser after a nine year on-and-off courtship. pretty girl handsome guy couple. ideal :)











5). SHIN. effeminine looks but ok la still not bad.













6). lee hom. classic. just can't stop getting better!













7). HU GE. ok this guy abit ulu but well another classic who acts in gu zhuang shows. not bad.











i believe there's still number whom i've TEMPORARILY forgotten but wells, there's sure to be more newbies :) ciaos!


i've decided to list out my ambitions. not trying to be narcissitic though :)

1. NURSE

reason: to be the new ambassador for darlie. oogle at hunky doctors -beams-

2. TEACHER

reason: to promote and prefect the art of terrorising kids. especially goody-two-shoes kids.

3. PARAMEDIC

reason: to train arm muscles

4. DOCTOR

reason: to leer at cute male nurses

5. PROFESSIONAL KICK-BOXER

reason: obviously to stay skinny. DUH!

6. HAIRDRESSER

reason: to shave and shave and shave AND SHAVE. no more bad hair days!

7. CHILLI PLANTER

reason: to plant the hottest chilli and sell to unsuspecting preys like happy.

8. JET FIGHTER PILOT

reason: i like the fighter jets. simple enough.

9. ARMY/NAVY OFFICIER

reason: tekan recruits and sing campfire songs :) the sea's nice enough too!

10. MOVIE DIRECTOR

reason: to cut off cheesy boring scenes and PREDICTABLE ENDINGS!

* the above are merely meant for entertainment purposes. no offense :)

me and my boyfriend-to-be sitting on a bench at the bus stop.

me: eh i having moodswings. you go sit there i don't wanna see your face.

-points to the far far end of the next bench-

boyfriend: orh ok lor. you slowly swing finish then tell me to come back.

-scoots off to the bench i pointed-

well well i think that's my my future boyfriend-to-be will have to do. sad.

my head is throbbing so horribly. my threshold of pain i think is negative millionbillionwillion la.

went to NUS today. piang eh DAMN big! i think can hold about 10 stnicks?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICOLE ANN LEE!!! :DDD

though you abit bu yao lian sms me to wish you. sorry was watching jap drama shall tell you the story some day.

finally went vivio city. BORING!

everything is SO expensive and un-nice rahhrahh horrible. my dad abit spend money like water can.

everybody should try blue corn chips. it's the purple colour totilla chips which is organic.

NICE :) the price also very nice.

i think i should do fulfill my obligation now-folding clothes.

till then.... sayo--nara!


aiyo chiam la. i'm eating FAR too much la. second puberty ah.

chiam la chiam la. continue like that sure get fat one la.

haiyo die die die. somebody tell me how not to grow fat when you're eating so much and not exercising?!

SWEET SWEET MILO :)

hurry come back from social ettique and teach me what you learn! i wanna know!

ha i shall ask the mei xing xiang yap chien yu to teach me.

maybe she might be able to eat nicely the next time i see her.

AND NOT LIKE A CHICKEN!